...And then there was the discussion Li'l Mama, a couple of the dancers, and I had about domestic violence, Rihanna and Chris Brown, and herpes. (Yeah, random). Let me just say that I cannot stress enough how much people don't know about STDs and STIs. You CAN pass herpes to someone else when you're not having an outbreak; herpes can be active on your skin without you knowing it. 90% of people who have it don't know they have it because they either (1) never had an outbreak or (2) had a very mild outbreak. Not everyone who has herpes has outbreaks or, if they do, regular outbreaks. Some people have an initial outbreak and never, ever have another one. Oh! And COLD SORES/FEVER BLISTERS ARE HERPES. You can give someone genital herpes by performing oral sex on them if you have oral herpes (also known as cold sores/fever blisters). There. Now you know.
ALSO: if a woman swings on a man and hits him, it's reasonable to expect that he won't just sit there and take it as you hit him. That being said; I don't agree with a man HITTING a woman; not because she's a woman, but because of the difference in scale. If I punched a man in the face with all of my might, he might bruise a bit. If a man punched me in the face with all of his might, my whole face would be shattered. ALL messed up! If, for whatever reason, my man and I get into a physical altercation... and I, for whatever reason, decide to smack him and I won't stop; it's not farfetched to expect the guy to defend himself by trying to put distance between us or shaking me or something. Not beating the living daylights out of me.
ALL OF THAT BEING SAID: whatever happened between Rihanna and Chris Brown is no one's business but theirs and the court's.
QUOTE OF THE NIGHT:
Customer to me: "Yeah, can I get 20 ones?"
Me: "No, sorry, we're running low on ones now."
Him: "Why?"
(I give him the blank "you're stupid, and I can't believe you just said that," stare for about 3 seconds.) "Because we're running low on ones."
Now... onto the Nighttime Nikki Playlist. Working at the strip club has made me realize that there is a place for "nasty" music. It actually sounds good there. It creates a mood. And it stays in my head all week long. I walk around singing, "well my name is Suzie and Gucci think I love him. That sucka think I'm loyal, but I fucks with all the hustlas; I be with all the ballas; I be in all the spots; I might be in your kitchen, nigga, cookin' with your pops," (I Think I Love Her - Gucci Mane) in completely inappropriate places.
Consequently, I've decided to share the strip club playlist (in no particular order) with all of you! Download and enjoy!
1. Go Girl - Ciara
2. Video Phone - Beyonce
3. Radio - Beyonce
4. That's Right - Three 6 Mafia feat. Akon & Jim Jones
5. Bricks - Gucci Mane
6. Vacation - Young Jeezy
7. What Them Girls Like - Ludacris feat. Chris Brown
8. Shawty Say - David Banner
9. I Think I Love Her - Gucci Mane
10. Mrs. Officer - Li'l Wayne
11. Let Me See The Booty - The-Dream feat. Li'l Jon
12. Crazy Bitch - buckcherry
13. Look Back At Me - Trina
14. She Got It - 2 Pistols
15. I'd Rather Get Some Head - Three 6 Mafia
16. Gucci Bandana - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
17. She Got A Donk - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
18. Sexy Can I - Ray J
19. Go Girl - Pitbull
20. Got Money - Li'l Wayne
21. Pop Champagne - Ron Browz
22. Move - MIMS
23. Lollipop - Li'l Wayne (and the remix feat. Kanye)
24. Freaky Girl - Gucci Mane
25. Where Da Cash At - Currency feat. Li'l Wayne
26. Juice Box - Gorilla Zoe
27. Ching-A-Ling - Missy Elliot
28. How Do You Want It - Tupac feat. KC and JoJo
29. Gucci Bandana (gogo remix)
30. Nasty Girl - Vanity 6
31. Just Like Me - Jamie Foxx feat. T.I.
32. Freakin' Me - Jamie Foxx feat. Marsha Ambrosius)
33. Blame It - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain
34. Turnin Me On - Keri Hilson feat. Li'l Wayne
35. Under Tha Influence (Follow Me) - Cee-Lo Green
36. Crazy World - Young Jeezy
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