WTF!? >=|

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WTF!? >=|

He must really think he’s cute
With his li’l
LOL smiley face
LOL smiley face
(Funny shit, yo)

(Chorus)
Shorty just text me,
say he wanna sex me
LOL smiley face,
WTF angry face
Wants me to send a twit pic
Thinks he gonna get this,
OMG, I’m ROTFLMAO

Ain’t gonna fake; nah, I can’t lie ya’ll
He turned my head; SNAP! Caught my eye, ya’ll.
This boy was chisel-chisel, cut-cut, FINE ya’ll
And I was like: get ‘im, thought he shoulda been mine, ya’ll
But he was That Dude. Bragged about his strokin’-mandigo.
Winked at all the girls and talked that nasty boy lingo
In class he sat behind me; used to pull my ponytail
I flirted back (couldn’t help myself) so he tried to get a piece of tail
But when it came down to it/couldn’t get around to it
For all his braggin, he was bluffin/never touched the muffin (Uhhh…)
I’m confused, can’t figure out the deal
Come to find out he was on the DL…

(Chorus)

Can’t believe he thinks I don’t know,
That he likes it a little homo
Shorty sending twit pics
sayin come and get this
LOL smiley face
SMH womp face.

Now, this one, I met club-hoppin in the summertime
I was poppin, he was clockin like I’d really give him my time
He wouldn’t lemme ‘lone, grabbed me when I tried to walk away
Kept repeating, “you’re so beautiful,” like that was gonna make me stay.
When I told him, “get some better game,” he pulled out his frat card
Please. That wouldn’t impress me even if it was a Black Card.
I tried to leave again, but he wouldn’t move out the way
I gave him my number just to get him out my face
Now it’s a year later and he’s still tryna hit me up
Gettin’ familiar like we been talkin’, gettin’ up and stuff
Tryna horse-and-carraige this…
How did I encourage this?
I aint said one word to ‘im
You would think I put that good on ‘im.

(Chorus)

Can’t believe he thinks I don’t know,
That he’s a lot-a bit psycho
Shorty sending twit pics
sayin come and get this
LOL smiley face
SMH womp face.

[ALTERNATE verse 3]

Just broke up, but I wasn’t on the rebound;
I wasn’t lost, and I wasn’t tryna be found.
But I had excess energy, you know what I mean
So I played the field, I was always on the scene.
Hittin’ dudes up, 2 am, “where are you?”
Hittin’ dudes up, 4 am, “where are you?”
Most of ‘em were cool and knew I didn’t want forever
Some started trippin, thought I wanted to be together
Started getting possessive
So I got progressive
On to the next one
Case-closed, done son!
But he didn’t take the hint, and he’s still callin me
LOL OMG, what an exercise in futility.

(Chorus)

Can’t believe he thinks I don’t know,
That he’s delusional
Shorty sending twit pics
sayin come and get this
LOL smiley face
SMH womp face.

Original "LOL =)" - Trey Songz feat. Gucci Mane and Soulja Boy